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If you are having extremity pain, call 967-6776 to find out how we may help.
Joke of the week presented by Sir George – Thank you!!
HOLY PROSTITUTES
A man is driving along a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye, it read:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES AHEAD
Thinking this must have been a figment of his imagination, and drives on without giving it another thought . . .
But, after awhile he spots another sign, and it reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
IN ONLY 5 MILES
He begins to realize that these signs are for real, and he eventually comes upon a third sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he turns into a long drive, finally, leading him to an empty parking lot. On the far side of the parking lot is a very large old stone building with a small brass sign next to the entry reading:
He climbs the stone steps and rings the bell next to the large oaken door.
The old door swings slowly open and an old nun, in a long black habit asks, in a quiet voice,
“What may we do for you my son?”
He answers, “I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.”
“Very well my son. Come in. Please follow me.” She replies.
He is led through many winding, dimly-lit passages and is soon quite disoriented. The old nun stops at another wooden door and tells the man,
“Please knock on this door.”
He does so, and to his delight, a much younger nun in a long habit, holding a small tin cup, answers the door. She instructs him to place $100 in the cup, and then to proceed down a long hallway to a much smaller wooden door at the far end, and to go through that door.
He happily puts the $100 in the cup, eagerly scurries down the hallway, slips through the door quickly, only to find himself back in the parking lot! There is a loud ‘click’ as the door swings shut behind him.
Standing there, somewhat chagrined, he notices a sign which reads:
GO IN PEACE MY SON
You have just been screwed by the
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
Back On Track Chiropractic
2031 Cahaba Rd Mountain Brook, AL 35223
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