Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

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Experience the difference Acupuncture can make for you! Did you know that acupuncture can help blood pressure? We have had several patients who are able to either control their blood pressure or get off blood pressure medicine by doing acupuncture. Call 967-6776 to find out more.

The office hours resume this week!
Mon, Wed, Fri – 7-12
Tues, Thur – 2-6
Sun – 10-12

Joke of the week by Sir George – Thank you!!

Back on January
> 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were
> riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off
> the Pee Dee River Bridge.
> So they
> stopped.
>
> George, their
> leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
> through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was
> trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, “Hey
> Baby . . . whatcha doin’ up there on that
> railin’?”
> She says
> tearfully, “I’m going to commit
> suicide!”
> While he
> didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” George also
> didn’t want to miss this “be-a-legend”
> opportunity either so he asked, “Well, before you jump,
> Honey-Babe . . . why don’t you give ol’ George here
> your best last kiss?”
> So, with no
> hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
> just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
> followed immediately by another even better
> one.
> After they
> breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval
> from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State
> Trooper, and then says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I
> have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting
> there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with
> me. Why are you committing suicide?”
> “My
> parents don’t like me dressing up like a
> girl.”
> It’s still
> unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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