Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

Chiropractic – It’s Hot

Chiropractic . . . Its Hot!!!

One more week! August 1st, we will be in the new location in English Village. Call 967-6776 for details.

Joke for the week:

IN CASE YOU DIDN’T
ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIDBIT OF WONDERFUL
TRIVIA…………..
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS
COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS
THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS
AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
“THAT’S ONE SMALL
STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,” WERE TELEVISED TO
EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT, JUST BEFORE HE
RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
“GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY.”
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA
THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET
COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON
CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR
AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS ..
OVER THE YEARS, MANY
PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE ‘GOOD LUCK, MR.
GORSKY’ STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST
SMILED.
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN
TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A
SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT
Mr.
Gorsky
TO
ARMSTRONG.
THIS TIME HE FINALLY
RESPONDED BECAUSE HIS MR. GORSKY HAD JUST DIED,SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION. HERE IS THE
ANSWER TO
“WHO WAS MR.
GORSKY”:
IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS
A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL
WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.
HIS FRIEND HIT THE
BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR’S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM
WINDOW. HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.
GORSKY.
AS HE LEANED DOWN TO
PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY
SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,
“SEX! YOU WANT SEX?!
YOU’LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE
MOON!”

NEIL
ARMSTRONG’S FAMILY CONFIRMED THAT THIS IS A TRUE
STORY.

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
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