Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

Why you should make love once a year

The office will be closed:
Sunday, August 28
Monday, August 29
Tuesday, August 30

We will resume regular hours on Wednesday, August 31.

Chiropractic Testimonial:

I race motorcross out of state and hurt my lower back. I was having pain shooting down my leg and my leg felt weak. I happened to be visiting a friend in Birmingham and she recommended seeing Dr. Beth. I had already been to another chiropractor with no results, so I was very skeptical. Dr. Beth checked my back, did an adjustment followed by electrical stim and acupuncture. I could not believe how much better I felt! It was almost immediate. I was even able to fly on a plane back home that evening.

Thank you, Dr. Beth!!

Why you should make love once a year

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”

Back On Track Chiropractic
2031 Cahaba Rd Mountain Brook, AL 35223
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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