Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

WHERE IS THE WIFE?

If you are having wrist issues, chiropractic can be helpful. Call 967-6776 to find out more.

The office will be closed on Monday, January 25. We will resume normal business hours the rest of this week.

Joke for this week presented by Leonard – Thank you and hope the weather is nice in Utah.

This is a little story that you do not need to be a golfer to fully appreciate, but it helps if you are a man.

One day many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a
villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:”Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“It’s John and I’m okay thanks,” I replied.

“John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was
weak. “Well okay,” I finally agreed and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth: “I feel a lot better now, but I know my
wife is going to be really upset. “So I best go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile: “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

“Probably still under the cart……”

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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