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Since Hillary has been campaigning down south, I thought I would send this joke.
The Box Under Bill & Hillary’s Bed
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am
putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
to look in it.”
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked.
On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity
got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked
inside.
In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in
cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed.
Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
doubly curious as to why there even was such a box
with such contents. That evening, they were out for
a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her
curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry,
Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never
looked into the box under our bed. However, today
the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now
I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in
the box?”
Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all
these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever
I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the
box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”
Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula
and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by
your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex
I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that
bad considering your problem.”
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They
hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary
asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the
box?”
Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with
empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and
redeemed them for cash.”
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