Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

OLD GEEZER JOKE

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Chiropractic Testimonial
I had a reoccurring injury to my lower back that flared up after some heavy lifting. This time around, the pain was much worse than it had been years before. I could not sit or stand comfortably and by the afternoons, the muscle spasms and sciatica were so severe, I could not walk and could barely move at all. I saw a spine doctor who said surgery was not needed, and there was not much he could do except recommend therapy. I saw one chiropractor, who a friend had recommended, for three visits a week, for three weeks, and there was no relief at all! None! I then decided to try a nerve block. Again, more money down the drain. It gave me no relief what so ever. I had tried ice, heat, NSAIDs, Tylenol… It had been about three months that I had been in pain, and I was beginning to lose hope that I would ever feel better. In fact, the pain was starting to get worse. I have a toddler, seven pets, and a job to take care of! I had to find get help.
It was at this time that I recalled visiting Dr. Scherer many years ago when this same injury had flared up in my teenaged years. I called and made an appointment.
At the first visit I had an adjustment and an acupuncture session. I felt some relief before I left her office that first day! Over the next two weeks, her therapy also included electro stimulation therapy, massage, and a list of stretches and exercises to help me recover. And now a month later, Im feeling great! I’m back to normal. Through adjustments, therapy, and the feeling that someone actually cared about my pain, I am happy to say my struggle with sciatica and muscle spasms is over! Thank you Dr. Beth Scherer.

This Week’s Joke: Thank you and wishing you a speedy recovery, George!

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr.Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back.That will be $500.”

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t, — that is Gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back
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That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr.Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!!

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, ” Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500.” Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”*

Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.

Dr. Geezer’s Clinic

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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