Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

Old Geezer Joke

Chiropractic Testimonial:

After doing some work in the yard, I ended up with horrible back pain. The pain was aggravated by driving in the car and it interfered with my sleeping. Fortunately, a friend of mine suggested coming to Dr. Beth. After a couple of chiropractic treatments and therapy, I feel like a new person! Thank you, Dr. Beth and the Back On Track Team.

If you know of someone who has been injured either by yardwork, sports injury, or auto accident, Chiropractic can help. Call 967-6776 for more information.

Joke of the week – Thank you Leonard.

I’ve sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I’m half blind,
can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver’s license.

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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