Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

Happy Halloween

Trick or Treat!

My father is in the hospital in North Carolina and I am leaving to visit him Monday, October 31 and Tuesday, November 1. I will be in the office Wednesday, November 2 through Sunday, November 6 during regular office hours.

Barring no further emergencies, the office will resume regular office hours Monday, November 7 through Thanksgiving.

Thank you sooooo much for your patience during this crazy October schedule.

Dr. Beth

Joke for the week:

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.
The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
The lawyer’s face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer.
Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, “Well, what is answer?”
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

Back On Track Chiropractic
2031 Cahaba Rd Mountain Brook, AL 35223
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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