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This is a quote from a patient after her first chiropractic/acupuncture treatment:

” I am doing great. I’ve slept better than I have in years. I did not expect to be so relaxed and hope it stays with me. And I haven’t really even wanted a cigarette. Can’t wait till Friday.”

If you want to sleep better or quit smoking, the combination of chiropractic and acupuncture may work for you. Call 967-6776 to find out more!

Joke for the week: Thank you George!

for this painful, but understandable story as told by a loving

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a
praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck
and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as
they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.

“Phil was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and
every move caused him terrible pain.

We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it
turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of
Phil’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed
uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.

“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Phil is
out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum
should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and
tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, “Hi, I’m Phil.” The entire congregation held its breath. “I
just want to tell my wife, the word is sternum.”

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