Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

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Chiropractic Testimonial: I came to Dr. Beth because I am a swimmer and my knee was bothering me. I had been to the orthopedic and got a knee brace, which I had been wearing for the last month. The knee pain did not resolve. Dr. Beth checked me and determined that my hip flexor was weak. She did an adjustment and electrical stim. My knee has not hurt since!

Remember that Chiropractic not only treats the spine but treats extremities as well. We work on shoulders, knees, wrists, ankles, etc…

We would like to welcome Andrew Sams as a Chiropractic Assistant to our office. He will be working Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. He will be working with Dana in doing front office work and helping with therapies when needed.

Joke for the week: Brain Transplant:

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

‘I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky,
but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure,
but you will have to pay for the BRAIN .’

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a time, someone asked, ‘How much will a brain cost?’

The doctor quickly responded, ‘$5,000 for a male brain;
$200 for a female brain.’

The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to’try’ to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, ‘Why is the male brain
so much more than a female brain?’

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, ‘ It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they’ve been used.’

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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