Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

CONFRONTATION

Testimonial:

This week’s testimonial has nothing to do with chiropractic or acupuncture, it has to do with my son’s acne. My son, Liam, has horrible acne. We tried all different face treatments with no help. A patient suggested using essential oils on his face combined with the herb Burdock Root. Liam started taking 3 Burdock Roots in the morning and three at night. In addition, he combined hemp seed oil, jojoba oil, lavender oil and frankincense oil (2 drops each) 2 times a day. Within the week, his face looked 70% better. It is now 2 weeks and his face continues to improve.

If you know anyone with acne, please pass this information to them.

We are still doing acupuncture specials. Call 967-6776 to find out more.

Joke for the week: Confrontation:

Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is, I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you, particularly in the mornings after you’ve left for work. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse I know. The temptation was just too much….I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won’t happen again. Regards, Alan.
THE ACTIONS
Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife twice, killing her instantly. He returned to the lounge where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone to respond to the neighbour’s text and saw he had another message:-
THE REPLY Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text, I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed, my predictive text changed ‘WiFi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan.

Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
www.drbeth.us

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