Back On Track Chiropractic & Wellness Center

Children Are Quick

We’ve Got Your Back!

Chiropractic Testimonial:
I am traveling a lot and got our of the car the other day being compeletely crooked! My back was hurting so badly. I went to the emergency room and got a shot and some pills, but it was not helping and the pills made me nauseated. So, I went to Dr. Beth, who adjusted me and put me on electrical stim. By the time I left the office, I was able to walk without pain. That evening, I took the Muscle Eeze that I got from her office, which has chamomile and valerian in it, and the next morning, I felt like a new person. I am coming back one more time before my next road trip to make sure that my back stays healthy. Thank you, Dr. Beth!

Children Are Quick
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Back On Track Chiropractic
3257 Cahaba Heights Road Birmingham, AL 35243
205-967-6776 |

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