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Posted on 03-22-2017

Spring Break

Due to Spring Break next week, the office will be open Monday between 7-12 and Tuesday, 2-6. We will be closed Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and then will be open Sunday between 10-12.Call 967-6776 to set up an appointment or you can text 205-862-6776.

Joke for the week brought to you by George - Thank you!!

From a friend who hails from North Dakota.


Straight from Minnesota



The toilet seat was invented in Minnesota... Twenty years later a
North Dakotan invented the hole in it.
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OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS
When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. He explained, 'I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents

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VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE
Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned with only one fish. 'The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400' said the first Norwegian.
'Vell,' said the other one, 'At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't
catch any more.'

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THE RELATIONS

Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89.
One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole
reached over and patted Lena on her knee. ' Lena , vat ever happened
tew our sex relations?' He asked.
'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,' replied Lena 'I don't tink ve even
got a card from dem last Christmas.'
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MUSIC SOLUTION

Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars
inquired how she was doing with it.
'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.' 'How come?'
asked Lars.
'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't sing.
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THE PRANK CALL

The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. 'Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand miles from here' he says and hangs up.
'Who vas dat?' asks Lena .
'I donno, some fool vanting to know if da coast vas clear.’
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HONEYMOON TRIP

On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena 's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole, you can go farther dan dat if you vant to.
So Ole drove to Duluth.
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DA PARTY

Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Alexandria , Minnesota . The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's said,'Ole...What in the world are you doing?
Where are your clothes? You're naked.'
'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Swen's
for his birthday party. Dere vas about ten of us. Der vas boys and
girls.'
'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked.
'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into the bedroom!
'So vee all go into the bedroom....where den he yells, 'Everybody git
naked!' 'Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to
town!'
I guess I'm the first one here!
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Back On Track Chiropractic
2031 Cahaba Rd Mountain Brook, AL 35223
205-967-6776 | backontrackchiropractic@hotmail.com
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